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17 Candidates For the_Wife Of The Century Award

Relationships are all about trial and error. If you find yourself in a relationship with a woman that does things like this, itโ€™s time to put a ring on it! Here are 15 candidates for the โ€œWife of the Centuryโ€ award.

1. The One that Has a Perfect Way to Decide Whoโ€™s Making Dinner
All is fair in love and war, and this includes the battles about whoโ€™s cooking dinner.

2. The Honest Girlfriend
No relationship is perfect, so sometimes itโ€™s important to value the honesty of your significant other and solidify a relationship that is good.

3. The Talented Florist
Imagine getting THIS for breakfast on Valentineโ€™s day. The perfect gift. The perfect bouquet. The perfect food.


4. The One that Admits Defeat
An argument with your wife can lasts forever. Trust me, a womanโ€™s grudge has all the chances of outliving you entirely. So, when you find a woman that can admit defeat โ€“ lock it down!

5. The One With the Right Baggage
Everyone has emotional baggage. Plus, women are notorious for owning far too many things. However, if you find yourself moving in with a girlfriend whose game collection outnumbers yours โ€“ make her your Player 2 for life.


6. The One You Must Catch
Youโ€™ve spent your childhood chasing after Pokemon and your teen years chasing after girls. Now, youโ€™ve found yourself with a woman who shares your interest in Pokemon and can give you a run for your money in ANY of the Pokemon regions. This is the one you use your Master Ball on!

7. The One Who Thinks Youโ€™re Classy
If you find a woman that thinks that this kind of gift is the gift for you (and youโ€™re not 60), youโ€™re likely dealing with someone who believes you will grow up to be a mature man, not a loser skat-er boi 4ever. She trusts you and she will help you. Girlfriend of the century!

8. The One With Crispy Apologies
If this is what you get as an โ€œIโ€™m sorryโ€, itโ€™s worth being slapped!


9. The One Who Knows How to Send a Message
Today sheโ€™s telling you to say โ€œitโ€™s okay to have a beer with your friendsโ€, tomorrow youโ€™ll be pro-posing on that same sign!

10. The Closeted Organizer
Stereotypes arenโ€™t always good, but letโ€™s face it โ€“ youโ€™re probably at least a little bit of a mess. Find yourself a woman who will do the heavy (organizational) lifting for you!


11. The Flow Chart Master
A woman that knows you well enough to make you a flow chart so you donโ€™t make a huge mess in the kitchen? Definitely a catch. Is she great? Do you love her? Lock it down!

12. The One Who Will Roll With You Through Thick and Thin
Sometimes you just know that both of you are in the right place and will have each otherโ€™s back forever. Youโ€™ll grow old together, and go through lifeโ€™s challenges always supporting each other.

13. The One With Crystal-clear Communication
No more prodding and asking millionโ€™s of questions to figure out whatโ€™s wrong. With a wife like this youโ€™ll ALWAYS know whatโ€™s on her mind. It will definitely make life easier for both of you!


14. The One With Unbreakable Devotion
Imagine a woman whose love for you is as strong as a Nokia 3300. Unbreakable. Indestructible. And it also allows you to play games with it.

15. The One Whoโ€™s Good with Subtle Compliments
She always knows how to make you feel better about yourself and complement your best fea-tures. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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